After much prayer and consideration,
they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
The Baptist church squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery
The deacons met and decided
to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. 
The squirrels liked
the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position
to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free
near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative
strategy. They baptized all the squirrels
and consecrated them 
as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue;
they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. 
They haven't seen a squirrel since.
