After much prayer and consideration,

and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Baptist church squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery
The deacons met and decided


The squirrels liked

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position

So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free

Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative

They baptized all the squirrels


Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue;


They haven't seen a squirrel since.
