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Post by Gooneybird » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:40 am

HEALTH ISSUES ....(we ALL should address)

· Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy? :wacko: :wallbash:

· Have you ever suffered from shyness? :dunno1:

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? :stupid4:

If you answered yes :rules: to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better :dance: and more confident about yourself and your actions.
It can help ease you out of your shyness :fantastic: and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. :burner:

You will notice :peekaboo: the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. :fantastic:

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past :dance: and you will discover many talents :catfight: you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living. :dance: :yeeha: :fantastic: :thumbsup1:

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. :yikes:
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. :nono:
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. :good:

Side effects may include:

Dizziness :wacko: , nausea, :stars: vomiting :flush: , incarceration, loss of motor control :crazy1: , loss of clothing :nono: , loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
dancing :burner: , headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke :music: and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker :champion: , Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


· The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not. :ranting:

· The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. :biglaugh:

· The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing. :frustrated1:

· The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and better looking than most people. :biggrin:

Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel it may benefit! :cool2:


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Re: Thursday Ripper


Post by Bell 407 » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:10 am

Duly shared Gooney :good:

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Post by great dane » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:40 pm

:haha: :haha: :thanx:

Especially the being smarter idea is a typical side effect :outtahere:

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Post by Raffles » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:23 pm

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