BITTER PILL

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Gooneybird
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BITTER PILL

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Postby Gooneybird » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:21 am

My buddy Tom was a single guy :dance: living at home with his father and working :hammer: in the family business.
He knew that he would inherit :fantastic: a huge fortune once his sickly father died.
Tom wanted two (2) things:
To learn how to invest :research: his massive inheritance.
To find a wife to share :nono: his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman :science: he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath :carton: away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," :crazy1: he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit :shock: 200 million dollars."
Impressed, :music: the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother. :whistlin:
Women :music: are so much better at estate planning than men :stupid2:
:burner:
:outtahere:

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Re: BITTER PILL

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Postby Bell 407 » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:57 am

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