Antichrist discovered on long-haul flight.....

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Antichrist discovered on long-haul flight.....

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Postby Moertoe Pilut » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:57 am

Antichrist discovered on long-haul flight, screams for 11 hours



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The Catholic Church has confirmed that it has found the Antichrist on a long-haul flight between Johannesburg and London. According the Vatican, it is three years old, blonde, hyperactive, and can scream at glass-shattering volume for 11 hours without drawing breath. "Abandon hope, all ye who enter Economy Class,"
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Re: Antichrist discovered on long-haul flight.....

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Postby four engine jock » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:36 pm

Shame!!!!!!! Poor child will be knowed as the Anti Christ.
Poor child was just scared

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Postby Raffles » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:38 pm

"Can someone give that child a plastic bag to play with?"
Hindsight is what you see from the tail gunner's position. :D

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Postby happyskipper » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:43 pm

Shoulda put HIM in the ruddy wheel-well..... :burner:
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Postby Aztec driver » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:55 pm

That's interesting, I thought screaming kids only fly snake pit when I am onboard, so glad I am not the only one, thought I was cursed

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Postby happyskipper » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:35 pm

Aztec driver wrote:That's interesting, I thought screaming kids only fly snake pit when I am onboard, so glad I am not the only one, thought I was cursed


Not at all Aztec driver - I am a magnet for screaming kids on flights. :sad: I was even coerced into doing UM escorts at Sunair...... :music:

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Postby Aztec driver » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:43 pm

I will pay money not to have to do that. I firmly believe that if airlines offer child free flights they would make a fortune


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