Post your grappies/jokes here. Both Afrikaans and English.
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BLOOD vs WATER
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Gooneybird 
» Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:43 am
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. :sad: The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So...
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ROFL! Thanks for all the good humor Gooney!
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Last post by Raffles
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:47 pm
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Ironically.....
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Gooneybird » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:13 am
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night :yikes: , and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. :catfight: Talk about Dyson with death.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid....
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Too funny Gooney :goodpost:
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Last post by Bell 407
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:13 pm
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Squirrels ...and the Church
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Gooneybird » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:04 pm
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The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels.
After much prayer and consideration, :research: they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there
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ROFL! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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Last post by Raffles
Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:44 am
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Last post by Kompos
Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:23 pm
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BITTER PILL
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Gooneybird » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:21 am
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My buddy Tom was a single guy :dance: living at home with his father and working :hammer: in the family business.
He knew that he would inherit :fantastic: a huge fortune once his sickly father...
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:faceplant: :faceplant: :faceplant: :faceplant: :faceplant:
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Last post by Bell 407
Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:57 am
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Saturday Flopher
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Gooneybird » Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:44 pm
A young blonde woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun...
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Last post by Moertoe Pilut
Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:31 am
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Friday's Fumble
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Gooneybird » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:52 am
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It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was...
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:lol: :goodpost:
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Last post by Bell 407
Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:38 pm
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Monday's "Burner"
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Gooneybird » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:25 am
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Manure... An interesting fact
Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments...
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:pml: :pml: :pml:
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Last post by Raffles
Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:25 am
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Last post by Bell 407
Tue May 30, 2017 3:35 pm
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The origin of Dot Com
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Moertoe Pilut » Fri May 19, 2017 11:18 am
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Stolen from Happy Skipper:
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.
Dot Com was a comely...
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:haha: :haha:
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Last post by Bell 407
Fri May 19, 2017 11:22 am
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SABC wants you to pay a TV licence for your computer, cellphone and tablet
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Bell 407 » Wed May 10, 2017 1:36 pm
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I put this in the Grapgat section because I really did have a good laugh :haha: :haha: :haha:
SABC wants you to pay a TV licence for your computer, cellphone and tablet
Cape Town – SABC CEO...
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SABC's James Aguma can suck my dick! I'm not farking paying these leeches another dime!
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Last post by Moertoe Pilut
Wed May 10, 2017 5:38 pm
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Friday's Fumble
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Gooneybird » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:56 am
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University Education.....
I was buying mangoes at the junction, and whilst waiting for change I saw an older woman with a little child.
The child was walking a bit faster than the woman, and the...
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:yikes:
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Last post by Bell 407
Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:45 am
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Monday's "Burner"
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Gooneybird » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:34 am
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...a.k.a. ......Eish!... this English language???
The English have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire.
This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points...
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:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Last post by Bell 407
Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:43 am
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SCREWED SATURDAY
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Gooneybird » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:41 am
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An engineer dies and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators....
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:thanx:
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Last post by Bell 407
Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:47 am
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Whacky Friday
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Gooneybird » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:59 am
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"Dinge" van die Mensdom
(I'll translate if "required/requested".......'somehow' the impact is "better" in my Lingo!)
Have a GREAT 'strike'.......I'll wait for the...
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..... MAAR .........!
My "Beste Vrydag Flaater" is:
VERKEERDE PLEK
'n Polisieman op sy perd vra vir 'n dogtertjie op haar fietsie of sy dit van Kersvader gekry het.
"Ja," sê...
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Last post by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:44 am
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Thursday Ripper
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Gooneybird » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:40 am
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HEALTH ISSUES ....(we ALL should address)
· Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy? :wacko: :wallbash:
· Have you ever suffered from shyness? :dunno1:
· Do you sometimes wish you were more...
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:pml: :pml: :pml: :kompos: :avi:
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Last post by Raffles
Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:23 pm
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Blaasinfeksie
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Moertoe Pilut » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:02 pm
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Die Brakpan ma vat haar dogter dokter toe met blaasinfeksie.
Die dokter is in Pretoria so dis nogal 'n moerse outing vir die ma.
Hare en naels gedoen, nuwe rok, Cortina gewas en elke ding....
Die...
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:pml: :pml: :pml:
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Last post by Raffles
Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:56 am
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Football WAGs
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great dane 
» Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:35 pm
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Now this takes the term WAGs to a different level :haha:
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Epic fail. I saw this as well :faceplant: :faceplant: :faceplant: :faceplant:
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Last post by Bell 407
Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:50 pm
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Whacked Wednesday
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Gooneybird » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:56 am
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If Noah was a South African
In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in South Africa , and said, "Once again, the earth has ...become wicked and over-populated, and I see...
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True that :haha:
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Last post by Bell 407
Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:13 pm
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Eish.....I "laffed" too much
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Gooneybird » Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:55 am
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It IS worth a GOOD laugh ...(takes a few stresses AWAY)
:fantastic: :dance: :fantastic: :thumbsup1: :fantastic:
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:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Last post by Bell 407
Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:18 am
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