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by Gooneybird
Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:43 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: BLOOD vs WATER
Replies: 2
Views: 51
South Africa

BLOOD vs WATER

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. :sad: The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. :dunno2: However, the only skin on her body that the ...
by Gooneybird
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:13 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Ironically.....
Replies: 2
Views: 62
South Africa

Ironically.....

The Grim Reaper came for me last night :yikes: , and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. :catfight: Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time. :thumbsup1: I went to the cemetery yester...
by Gooneybird
Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:04 pm
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Squirrels ...and the Church
Replies: 2
Views: 116
South Africa

Squirrels ...and the Church

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, :research: they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. :nono: The Baptist church squirrels had taken an interes...
by Gooneybird
Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:07 pm
Forum: Aviation Photography
Topic: Seen at FALA (Lanseria)
Replies: 113
Views: 4601
South Africa

Re: Seen at FALA (Lanseria)

Saw this "lad" this morning at FALA - (Wonder why not at FAWK)

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:thumbsup1:
by Gooneybird
Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Hi ALL at IntFly. I have been "immobile" :gooneybird: for a while :running: but now "weer reg vir 'n geveg" :catfight: I stripped my "moer-meter " :wallbash: with PhotoBucket (as you can "C" above - but will soon be active again via Postimages! :beer2: :anyone...
by Gooneybird
Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: BITTER PILL
Replies: 1
Views: 119
South Africa

BITTER PILL

My buddy Tom was a single guy :dance: living at home with his father and working :hammer: in the family business. He knew that he would inherit :fantastic: a huge fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two (2) things: To learn how to invest :research: his massive inheritance. To find a wife...
by Gooneybird
Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:44 pm
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Saturday Flopher
Replies: 3
Views: 117
South Africa

Saturday Flopher

A young blonde woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she asks. 'Yes,' he repli...
by Gooneybird
Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:52 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Friday's Fumble
Replies: 1
Views: 109
South Africa

Friday's Fumble

It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a che...
by Gooneybird
Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:25 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 3
Views: 152
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

Manure... An interesting fact Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a l ot less than when we...
by Gooneybird
Tue May 16, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

...AND........the carnage goes into TOP gear !

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Education is unique among consumer products; when it fails to work as advertised, it’s the customer that gets labelled as defective.” Kevin Killion
:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Wed May 03, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

....and the carnage continues !!!!

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:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Friday's Fumble
Replies: 1
Views: 115
South Africa

Friday's Fumble

University Education..... I was buying mangoes at the junction, and whilst waiting for change I saw an older woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman, and the woman shouted; "Degree, wait for me!" :yikes: I was amazed :wacko: hearing that name. So to sa...
by Gooneybird
Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:22 pm
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Belatedly - the question STANDS
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:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 1
Views: 100
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

...a.k.a. ......Eish!... this English language??? The English have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and cou...
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Bell 407 wrote:I was wondering the same thing as to how did the driver get out?


QUITE fast ...I'm sure !!!

:fantastic:
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:54 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Gooneybird wrote:Image

The MADNESS continues !!

:yikes:


.........and the Question remains "unanswered".......! :um:


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:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:51 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 654
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

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The MADNESS continues !!

:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:41 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: SCREWED SATURDAY
Replies: 2
Views: 132
South Africa

SCREWED SATURDAY

An engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. :champion: One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it goin...
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacky Friday
Replies: 1
Views: 112
South Africa

Re: Whacky Friday

..... MAAR .........! My "Beste Vrydag Flaater" is: VERKEERDE PLEK 'n Polisieman op sy perd vra vir 'n dogtertjie op haar fietsie of sy dit van Kersvader gekry het. "Ja," sê sy. :dunno2: "Wel," antwoord hy, "Kersvader het vergeet om 'n weerkatsers op sy agterkant t...
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacky Friday
Replies: 1
Views: 112
South Africa

Whacky Friday

"Dinge" van die Mensdom (I'll translate if "required/requested".......'somehow' the impact is "better" in my Lingo!) Have a GREAT 'strike'.......I'll wait for the bastard to Fly-by.......have a GREAT "brown-eye" for him! Te veel is meer as genoeg! Die pastoor...

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