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by Gooneybird
Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:52 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Friday's Fumble
Replies: 1
Views: 39
South Africa

Friday's Fumble

It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a che...
by Gooneybird
Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:20 am
Forum: Aviation Photography
Topic: Seen from my "Stoep"
Replies: 87
Views: 2162
South Africa

Re: Seen from my "Stoep"

I'm so "gatvol" being disappointed by CHOKING PROTEA's that I've decided to enjoy the view from by bedroom window for a change.............I feel much better already! ....even my Jackie loves it.......! http://i1029.photobucket.com/albums/y358/JaapduPreez/View%20from%20my%20room%201.jpg :f...
by Gooneybird
Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:25 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 3
Views: 90
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

Manure... An interesting fact Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a l ot less than when we...
by Gooneybird
Tue May 16, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

...AND........the carnage goes into TOP gear !

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Education is unique among consumer products; when it fails to work as advertised, it’s the customer that gets labelled as defective.” Kevin Killion
:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Wed May 03, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

....and the carnage continues !!!!

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by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Friday's Fumble
Replies: 1
Views: 70
South Africa

Friday's Fumble

University Education..... I was buying mangoes at the junction, and whilst waiting for change I saw an older woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman, and the woman shouted; "Degree, wait for me!" :yikes: I was amazed :wacko: hearing that name. So to sa...
by Gooneybird
Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:22 pm
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Belatedly - the question STANDS
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by Gooneybird
Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 1
Views: 58
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

...a.k.a. ......Eish!... this English language??? The English have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and cou...
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Photography
Topic: Seen from my "Stoep"
Replies: 87
Views: 2162
South Africa

Re: Seen from my "Stoep"

Minding my "own business" watching Stormers getting thumped by Lions when this "Serious BIG yacht" at (MUCH lower level) - cruising by en-route to R/Bay? ...Sea condition really bad/rough....under own "steam" into headwind. Biggest I've seen this close to shore! http://...
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Bell 407 wrote:I was wondering the same thing as to how did the driver get out?


QUITE fast ...I'm sure !!!

:fantastic:
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:54 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Gooneybird wrote:Image

The MADNESS continues !!

:yikes:


.........and the Question remains "unanswered".......! :um:


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by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:51 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

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The MADNESS continues !!

:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:41 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: SCREWED SATURDAY
Replies: 2
Views: 95
South Africa

SCREWED SATURDAY

An engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. :champion: One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it goin...
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacky Friday
Replies: 1
Views: 79
South Africa

Re: Whacky Friday

..... MAAR .........! My "Beste Vrydag Flaater" is: VERKEERDE PLEK 'n Polisieman op sy perd vra vir 'n dogtertjie op haar fietsie of sy dit van Kersvader gekry het. "Ja," sê sy. :dunno2: "Wel," antwoord hy, "Kersvader het vergeet om 'n weerkatsers op sy agterkant t...
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacky Friday
Replies: 1
Views: 79
South Africa

Whacky Friday

"Dinge" van die Mensdom (I'll translate if "required/requested".......'somehow' the impact is "better" in my Lingo!) Have a GREAT 'strike'.......I'll wait for the bastard to Fly-by.......have a GREAT "brown-eye" for him! Te veel is meer as genoeg! Die pastoor...
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:43 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Gooneybird wrote:Image

:yikes:


Oh NO.....not again!

WTFH?

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:yikes: :burner: :yikes: :green: :burner:
by Gooneybird
Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:45 am
Forum: As The Stomach Turns
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 2
Views: 195
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

This is the real reason why Pravin Gordhan was recalled and fired.. . While in London, Pravin Gordhan decided to send Jacob Zuma a letter to let him know how he felt about him. Zuma opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message: 370HSSV Zuma was baffled, so he e-mailed it...
by Gooneybird
Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:26 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 15
Views: 463
South Africa

TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

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:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:40 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Thursday Ripper
Replies: 3
Views: 195
South Africa

Thursday Ripper

HEALTH ISSUES ....(we ALL should address) · Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy? :wacko: :wallbash: · Have you ever suffered from shyness? :dunno1: · Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? :stupid4: If you answered yes :rules: to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist abo...
by Gooneybird
Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacked Wednesday
Replies: 1
Views: 132
South Africa

Whacked Wednesday

If Noah was a South African In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in South Africa , and said, "Once again, the earth has ...become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. :cry1: Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a...

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