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- Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:43 am
- Forum: The Braai Area
- Topic: It is "TIME" again
- Replies: 2
- Views: 159
It is "TIME" again
Hey Guys Your '"Favorite pain in the butt" is back ... so brace-up , chin-out and take in on the chin! Trust YOU ALL had a GR8 Festive Season and need a break to return to NORMAL Prospects look great to be rid of the cANCerous zuma and his "piles" UnFoRtUnAtElY -4-IF...... I plan...
- Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:43 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: BLOOD vs WATER
- Replies: 2
- Views: 409
BLOOD vs WATER
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was...
- Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:13 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Ironically.....
- Replies: 2
- Views: 166
Ironically.....
The Grim Reaper came for me last night , and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a gr...
- Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:04 pm
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Squirrels ...and the Church
- Replies: 2
- Views: 247
Squirrels ...and the Church
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. The Baptist church squirrels had taken an interest in the baptister...
- Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:07 pm
- Forum: Aviation Photography
- Topic: Seen at FALA (Lanseria)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 5782
- Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:58 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Hi ALL at IntFly.
I have been "immobile"
for a while
but now "weer reg vir 'n geveg"
I stripped my "moer-meter "
with PhotoBucket (as you can "C" above - but will soon be active again via Postimages!

I have been "immobile"



I stripped my "moer-meter "




- Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:21 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: BITTER PILL
- Replies: 1
- Views: 187
BITTER PILL
My buddy Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a huge fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two (2) things: To learn how to invest his massive inheritance. To find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an...
- Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:44 pm
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Saturday Flopher
- Replies: 3
- Views: 202
Saturday Flopher
A young blonde woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she asks. 'Yes,' he repli...
- Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:52 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Friday's Fumble
- Replies: 1
- Views: 185
Friday's Fumble
It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a che...
- Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:25 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Monday's "Burner"
- Replies: 3
- Views: 230
Monday's "Burner"
Manure... An interesting fact Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a l ot less than when we...
- Tue May 16, 2017 10:41 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
- Wed May 03, 2017 10:44 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
- Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:56 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Friday's Fumble
- Replies: 1
- Views: 178
Friday's Fumble
University Education..... I was buying mangoes at the junction, and whilst waiting for change I saw an older woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman, and the woman shouted; "Degree, wait for me!" I was amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiosi...
- Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:22 pm
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
- Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:34 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Monday's "Burner"
- Replies: 1
- Views: 156
Monday's "Burner"
...a.k.a. ......Eish!... this English language??? The English have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and cou...
- Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:56 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Bell 407 wrote:I was wondering the same thing as to how did the driver get out?
QUITE fast ...I'm sure !!!

- Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:54 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Gooneybird wrote:
The MADNESS continues !!
.........and the Question remains "unanswered".......!



- Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:51 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 865
Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

The MADNESS continues !!

- Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:41 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: SCREWED SATURDAY
- Replies: 2
- Views: 196
SCREWED SATURDAY
An engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down ther...
- Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:44 am
- Forum: Grapgat
- Topic: Whacky Friday
- Replies: 1
- Views: 165
Re: Whacky Friday
..... MAAR .........! My "Beste Vrydag Flaater" is: VERKEERDE PLEK 'n Polisieman op sy perd vra vir 'n dogtertjie op haar fietsie of sy dit van Kersvader gekry het. "Ja," sê sy. "Wel," antwoord hy, "Kersvader het vergeet om 'n weerkatsers op sy agterkant te plak. S...