International Flyerz

My buddy Tom was a single guy :dance: living at home with his father and working :hammer: in the family business. He knew that he would inherit :fantastic: a huge fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two (2) things: To learn how to invest :research: his massive inheritance. To find a wife...

A young blonde woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she asks. 'Yes,' he repli...

It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a che...

I'm so "gatvol" being disappointed by CHOKING PROTEA's that I've decided to enjoy the view from by bedroom window for a change.............I feel much better already! ....even my Jackie loves it.......! http://i1029.photobucket.com/albums/y358/JaapduPreez/View%20from%20my%20room%201.jpg :f...

Manure... An interesting fact Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a l ot less than when we...

...AND........the carnage goes into TOP gear !



“Education is unique among consumer products; when it fails to work as advertised, it’s the customer that gets labelled as defective.” Kevin Killion

....and the carnage continues !!!!

University Education..... I was buying mangoes at the junction, and whilst waiting for change I saw an older woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman, and the woman shouted; "Degree, wait for me!" :yikes: I was amazed :wacko: hearing that name. So to sa...

Belatedly - the question STANDS

...a.k.a. ......Eish!... this English language??? The English have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and cou...

Minding my "own business" watching Stormers getting thumped by Lions when this "Serious BIG yacht" at (MUCH lower level) - cruising by en-route to R/Bay? ...Sea condition really bad/rough....under own "steam" into headwind. Biggest I've seen this close to shore! http://...

Bell 407 wrote:I was wondering the same thing as to how did the driver get out?

QUITE fast ...I'm sure !!!

Gooneybird wrote:

The MADNESS continues !!

.........and the Question remains "unanswered".......!

The MADNESS continues !!

An engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. :champion: One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it goin...

..... MAAR .........! My "Beste Vrydag Flaater" is: VERKEERDE PLEK 'n Polisieman op sy perd vra vir 'n dogtertjie op haar fietsie of sy dit van Kersvader gekry het. "Ja," sê sy. :dunno2: "Wel," antwoord hy, "Kersvader het vergeet om 'n weerkatsers op sy agterkant t...

"Dinge" van die Mensdom (I'll translate if "required/requested".......'somehow' the impact is "better" in my Lingo!) Have a GREAT 'strike'.......I'll wait for the bastard to Fly-by.......have a GREAT "brown-eye" for him! Te veel is meer as genoeg! Die pastoor...

Gooneybird wrote:

Oh NO.....not again!

WTFH?

This is the real reason why Pravin Gordhan was recalled and fired.. . While in London, Pravin Gordhan decided to send Jacob Zuma a letter to let him know how he felt about him. Zuma opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message: 370HSSV Zuma was baffled, so he e-mailed it...