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by Gooneybird
Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:07 pm
Forum: Aviation Photography
Topic: Seen at FALA (Lanseria)
Replies: 111
Views: 4166
South Africa

Re: Seen at FALA (Lanseria)

Saw this "lad" this morning at FALA - (Wonder why not at FAWK)

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by Gooneybird
Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Hi ALL at IntFly. I have been "immobile" :gooneybird: for a while :running: but now "weer reg vir 'n geveg" :catfight: I stripped my "moer-meter " :wallbash: with PhotoBucket (as you can "C" above - but will soon be active again via Postimages! :beer2: :anyone...
by Gooneybird
Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: BITTER PILL
Replies: 1
Views: 103
South Africa

BITTER PILL

My buddy Tom was a single guy :dance: living at home with his father and working :hammer: in the family business. He knew that he would inherit :fantastic: a huge fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two (2) things: To learn how to invest :research: his massive inheritance. To find a wife...
by Gooneybird
Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:44 pm
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Saturday Flopher
Replies: 3
Views: 98
South Africa

Saturday Flopher

A young blonde woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she asks. 'Yes,' he repli...
by Gooneybird
Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:52 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Friday's Fumble
Replies: 1
Views: 88
South Africa

Friday's Fumble

It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a che...
by Gooneybird
Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:25 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 3
Views: 128
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

Manure... An interesting fact Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a l ot less than when we...
by Gooneybird
Tue May 16, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

...AND........the carnage goes into TOP gear !

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Education is unique among consumer products; when it fails to work as advertised, it’s the customer that gets labelled as defective.” Kevin Killion
:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Wed May 03, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

....and the carnage continues !!!!

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:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Friday's Fumble
Replies: 1
Views: 95
South Africa

Friday's Fumble

University Education..... I was buying mangoes at the junction, and whilst waiting for change I saw an older woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman, and the woman shouted; "Degree, wait for me!" :yikes: I was amazed :wacko: hearing that name. So to sa...
by Gooneybird
Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:22 pm
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Belatedly - the question STANDS
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by Gooneybird
Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 1
Views: 87
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

...a.k.a. ......Eish!... this English language??? The English have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and cou...
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Bell 407 wrote:I was wondering the same thing as to how did the driver get out?


QUITE fast ...I'm sure !!!

:fantastic:
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:54 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Gooneybird wrote:Image

The MADNESS continues !!

:yikes:


.........and the Question remains "unanswered".......! :um:


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:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:51 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Image

The MADNESS continues !!

:yikes:
by Gooneybird
Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:41 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: SCREWED SATURDAY
Replies: 2
Views: 120
South Africa

SCREWED SATURDAY

An engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. :champion: One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it goin...
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacky Friday
Replies: 1
Views: 101
South Africa

Re: Whacky Friday

..... MAAR .........! My "Beste Vrydag Flaater" is: VERKEERDE PLEK 'n Polisieman op sy perd vra vir 'n dogtertjie op haar fietsie of sy dit van Kersvader gekry het. "Ja," sê sy. :dunno2: "Wel," antwoord hy, "Kersvader het vergeet om 'n weerkatsers op sy agterkant t...
by Gooneybird
Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: Whacky Friday
Replies: 1
Views: 101
South Africa

Whacky Friday

"Dinge" van die Mensdom (I'll translate if "required/requested".......'somehow' the impact is "better" in my Lingo!) Have a GREAT 'strike'.......I'll wait for the bastard to Fly-by.......have a GREAT "brown-eye" for him! Te veel is meer as genoeg! Die pastoor...
by Gooneybird
Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:43 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

Re: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

Gooneybird wrote:Image

:yikes:


Oh NO.....not again!

WTFH?

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:yikes: :burner: :yikes: :green: :burner:
by Gooneybird
Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:45 am
Forum: As The Stomach Turns
Topic: Monday's "Burner"
Replies: 2
Views: 279
South Africa

Monday's "Burner"

This is the real reason why Pravin Gordhan was recalled and fired.. . While in London, Pravin Gordhan decided to send Jacob Zuma a letter to let him know how he felt about him. Zuma opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message: 370HSSV Zuma was baffled, so he e-mailed it...
by Gooneybird
Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:26 am
Forum: Grapgat
Topic: TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!
Replies: 18
Views: 584
South Africa

TUESDAY'S DUMB QUES!

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